SINGER: The Vandals

SONG:Marry Me

Young girl says to her mom,
"how did you know that father was the one?"
then mom just rolls her eyes
she says,
"you�ll find that special guy"
but to herself she cannot lie
she says,
"i�m praying for the day i die and they bury me"
Then boy becomes a man
he finds that special one who understands
he knows 'twas meant to be
her faults he cannot see
and now he's down on bended knee
i pledge my love eternally
will you marry me?
Do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
for the rest of your awful life
she is your lawful wedded wife
do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
eternal agony in holy matrimony
The two now joined as one
and from this holy union comes a son
so the cycle begins again
another fool is on his knee
where is my alimony?
hang yourself from the family tree
say marry me
Do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
eternal agony in holy matrimony
do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
for the rest of your awful life
she is your lawful wedded wife
Menopause
mid-life crisis
moments for the rest of your life
'til death do you part
'til the kids leave home she is your wife
june?!

do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
for the rest of your awful life
she is your lawful wedded wife
do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man?
i don't!
eternal agony in holy matrimony
Just look at your parents� strife
imagine that for the rest of your life
do you take this woman?
indubitably i don't