SINGER: KJ-52

SONG:Mountain Dew Anonymous

Director:
well hello everybody
welcome to mda, that's mountain dew anonymous
for those that have abuse problems with mountain dew
we have a new member today, his name's kj-52
kj introduce yourself
kj-52:
my name is kj-52 and i'm addicted to mountain dew
director:
tell the people a little about what happened
Kj-52
what am i gonna do, i'm addicted to mountain dew
when i drink just one or two
people say "boy what's wrong with you man"
start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too
i'm fiending like i ain't got a clue
and this is what i'm gonna say to you
Chorus:
uhh...gimme that mountain dew
uhh...gimme that mountain dew
uhh...gimme that mountain dew
i ain't playing with you better gimme that mountain dew
Director:
well, kj i know that must be tough to talk about,
but part of recovery is talking about it starts
explain how this started
Kj-52:
i started when i was on tour
i had to stay awak so i went to the store
loaded up and i buth like four, i just kept drinking more and more
when all of a sudden something happened to me
just for some reason i couldn't fall asleep
mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine
not sure but i started to scream...
Chorus
Director:
well, kj i know that was painful to talk about
but you can overcome it
you just have to admit that you have a problem.
Kj-52:
i got a problem i jsut can't help it
somebody help i think i'm addicted
cause every day i just got to have it
i can't help it, it's just a habit
i got a problem, i get it
i'm an addict, i'll admit it
and i promise i'm gonna quit it
hey that mountain dew over there, anybody gonna finish it...?
Director:
kj, you need to put the mountain dew down.
kj, back away from the mountain dew
kj-52 back away from the mountain dew
now man, i ain't playing with you!
Chorus
(arguing in the background)
Kj-52:
sorry, i don't know what came over me
director:
sorry
kj-52:
you didn't have to hit me