SINGER: Barenaked Ladies

SONG:Never Do Anything

Wiped out down the stairs
i tell you there's a song in there
not sure i'm prepared to write it down.
that guy should be me.
i look much better on tv.
then the world would see that i could do anything.
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
let's play tic-tac-toe
i'll play x you can be the o
thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind.
i could make amends
fill my pockets with more than lint
i'll give you a hint
it involves the internet
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
don't write me off as an offsoul hand.
just mark me down as an angry man.
got a big chip you want a fat lip how bout a mouth full of chicklets?
life passed me by but it's not my fault.
i lick my wounds could you pass the salt?
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
oh if i were the king all my subjects they would dance and sing.
they could kiss my ring.
they could kiss my aaaahaaahaass.
when i'm old and grey, i'll look back on my life and say
"give me one more day and still i'll never do anything."
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
i can be that and soon you'll see taht i will never do anything.
i can be that and soon you'll see that i will never do anything.
*howl*