SINGER: NOFX

SONG:New Boobs

Something is lacking, i'm not attracting
my boobs are not as big as i want them to be
i want 36d
I'm not receiving enough affection
gonna get me a silicon injection
and fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams
My social life is pathetic, i can't find a man
what i need is cosmetic surgery
be the best i can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic
Now my body is a model,
a flawless perfection
i most certainly will cause an erection
wherever i go, but i still don't know
The reason i can't find a mate
guys i meet ejaculate
then leave through the door,
i can't take anymore