SINGER: Ace Troubleshooter

SONG:Ode To The Armed Services

Andy's gonna be a marine
he'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
he'll be out there digging a latrine
cuz andy's gonna be a marine
Andy's gonna be a marine
he'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen
he'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
cuz andy's gonna be a marine
I can crush you! i can pound you!
It'll be so nifty
the drill sergeant will tell him to drop and
"gimme fifty!"