SINGER: NOFX

SONG:Showerdays

In the morning i awake
i feel my bladder about to break
i scratch my balls i rub my eyes
just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
it's time to take a bath
i say "no, not today, it's only tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
i'm supposed to take a shower
that's not the way i do it
do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
i don't want to do it
do it do it
It doesn't make a difference to me
everyday i do the same old thing
so why should i have to be clean?
Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
also known as shower days
i hate them