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SINGER: Irving Berlin
SONG:Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
I'm superior, you're inferior. i'm the big attraction, you're the small. i'm the major one, you're the minor one, i can beat you shootin', that's not all. Anything you can do, i can do better. i can do any thing better than you. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. Anything you can be i can be greater. soon er or lat er, i'm greater than you. no, you're not. yes i am. no you're not. yes i am. no you're not. yes i am, yes i am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. i can do most anything. can you bake a pie? no. neither can i. Anything you can sing i can sing louder. i can sing anything louder than you. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper. i can buy anything cheaper than you. fifty cents. forty cents. thirty cents. twenty cents. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper. i can dig anything deeper than you. thirty feet. forty feet. fifty feet. sixty feet. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. i can do it quicker and get even sicker. i can live on bread and cheese. and only on that? yes. so can a rat. Anything you can reach, i can go higher. i can sing anything higher than you. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. Anyone you can lick, i can lick faster. i can lick anyone faster than you. with your fist? with my feet. with your feet? with an axe. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can. Any school where you went, i could be master. i could be master much faster than you. can you spell. no i can't. can you add. no i can't. can you teach. yes i can, yes i can. I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser. i can jump a hurdle even with my girdle. i can open any safe. with out being caught? yes. that's what i thought. Any note you can hold i can hold longer. i can hold any note longer than you. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can. no you can't. yes i can, yes i can.
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